KRUSCHEV: Forger of the iron curtain. Peasant-king of the SPUTNIK men, father of SOYUZ, grandfather of MIR. Married to JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY. With his new bride, he was a prisoner of the MOON RACE, a tribe of NIELSEN RATING-men who invented TELEVISION. Many ASTRONAUTS were also prisoners of the MOON RACE, but none were so powerful as the Peasant-king and his bride. The MOON RACE were eventually destroyed by a tribe of rival NIELSEN RATING-men led by RICHARD MILHOUSE NIXON, co-inventor of gravity, whereaupon KRUSCHEV was freed.